Step 1.)  Start with a scenario about buying tickets at a train station

Step 2.) Pack it with grammatical terms early on to create a barrier of entry for the learner.

Step 3.) Sprinkle in business dialogs so you can learn the words “economics” and “negotiations” to start your 20 word vocabulary

Step 4.) Have a 3 page lesson about the many exciting ways of asking for and telling the time

Step 5.) Give it a catchy name like “Learn Brazillian Portuguese without your cerebral cortex in just 5 minutes a day”